| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jorge Campos | 15 | +2.00 (13.33%) | |
| D | Bobby Moore | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Walt Leyland | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gerard Pique | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Gary Cahill | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | David Pizarro | 17 | +2.00 (11.76%) | |
| M | Ashley Young | 16 | -2.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | David Beckham | 15 | +1.00 (6.67%) | |
| M | Jack Wilshere | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Theo Walcott | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| S | Cristiano Ronaldo | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| 14.09 | +19.00 (12.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
| +4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Sid Livermore | D | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Richard Carrier | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Paul Abbott | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Dan Barker | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Stephen Hawking | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Alf Seward | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Clive Barker | S | |
| +18.00 (15.13%) | 10.82 |