| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 11 | -3.00 (-27.27%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Joe Astley | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Abe Harley | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Rhod Gilbert | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Les Dawson | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ronnie Corbett | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.86 | +9.00 (7.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Coin Treau | K | |
| +4.00 (26.67%) | 15 | Victoria Bitter | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | James Squire | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dani Aires | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Marcin Turnau | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Craig Gilfillan | D | |
 |
+3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Zin Fandel | M |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Temp Ranillo | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Jang-Ho Mae | M | |
 |
+4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Bailie Nicol Jarvie | S |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Kenneth Ritchie | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Rajendra Arora | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gottfried Leis | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Rob Swanson | R | |
| +22.00 (15.83%) | 9.93 |