| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |  |
| D | Chicagobears Areshit | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ilove Gerard | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) |  |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Hard Trainer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Wizard | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| 10.00 | +12.00 (8.57%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | K | |
| -6.00 (-50.00%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -5.00 (-50.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | S | |
| -39.00 (-34.21%) | 10.36 |