| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) |  |
| S | Wankover Jeffs Bird | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Sticky Shivy | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| R | Hardcorephysco Wez | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +13.00 (11.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Ice Tea | K | |
|
-1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Nail Head | D |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Bobby Ball | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Howie Canham | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Big Busted Wench | D | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Gag Reflex | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Prince Will | M |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | James Bond | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bell End | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Killer Iceman | S | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Snake Eyes | R |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Mark Dent | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gary Brennan | R | |
| +8.00 (5.76%) | 9.93 |