| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | -0.30 (-2.73%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| D | Champ Kind | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| M | Brick Tamland | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 10 | -0.50 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Bobby | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 4 | -0.80 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Gerald McMahan | 9 | +3.10 (34.44%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) |  |
| 8.45 | +7.40 (7.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.30 (11.82%) | 11 | Ray Clemence | K | |
| +2.10 (17.50%) | 12 | Jay Carragher | D | |
| +1.50 (13.64%) | 11 | Phil Thompson | D | |
| +1.20 (12.00%) | 10 | Phil Neal | D | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Alvino Aparicio | D | |
| -0.60 (-5.45%) | 11 | Johnny Barnes | M | |
| +2.30 (25.56%) | 9 | Stevie Laaa | M | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Ian Callaghan | M | |
|
+2.80 (40.00%) | 7 | Stevie Highway | M |
|
+1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Robert Fowler | S |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | King Kenny | S | |
| +15.60 (14.72%) | 9.64 |