| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | +0.10 (0.91%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +2.30 (20.91%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 9 | +3.10 (34.44%) | |
| D | Champ Kind | 9 | +2.70 (30.00%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) |  |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Brick Tamland | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| M | Stranz van Waldenberg | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) |  |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Patrick Jane | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.83 | +11.30 (10.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.90 (6.43%) | 14 | Pepe Reina | K | |
| +0.70 (6.36%) | 11 | Daniel Agger | D | |
| +4.90 (54.44%) | 9 | Glen Johnson | D | |
| +2.30 (25.56%) | 9 | Dani Alves | D | |
| +1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Gerard Pique | D | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Marek Hamšík | M | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Andrés Iniesta | M | |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Joe Cole | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Wayne Rooney | S | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Fabio Borini | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fernando Torres | S | |
| +13.50 (13.37%) | 9.18 |