| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | -1.10 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +1.20 (10.91%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 9 | +2.20 (24.44%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) |   |
| M | Brick Tamland | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Bobby | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Stranz van Waldenberg | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 4 | +1.80 (45.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 7 | -1.10 (-15.71%) | |
| R | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.83 | +9.90 (9.34%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.60 (-30.00%) | 12 | Måns Bergenhem | K | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Broderick Prenderville | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Jesse Downes | D | |
| +0.70 (7.78%) | 9 | Mikey Bracey | D | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Hans Lansing | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Zachary Briggs | D | |
| -0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Scottie Acker | M | |
| -1.50 (-16.67%) | 9 | Feliciano Barreto | M | |
|
+0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Dwight Caldwell | M |
| +1.70 (18.89%) | 9 | Ezequiel Rekarte | S | |
|
+3.20 (40.00%) | 8 | Plácido Moreia | S |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Matts Krantz | R | |
| -1.40 (-1.30%) | 9.00 |