| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Carlton Scott | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) |  |
| D | Bradley McGuire | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Lauri Jokela | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| D | Tehvo Heidermann | 4 | +2.60 (65.00%) | |
| D | Paul Binken | 4 | +1.60 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Roman Eremenko | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) | |
| M | Nicolas Rider | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| M | Nelu Ploaie | 4 | +1.20 (30.00%) | |
| M | Peppino Bellotto | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| S | Kendrick Wallwork | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Geraldo Gallicchio | 4 | +2.20 (55.00%) | |
| 6.09 | +13.50 (20.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.60 (-40.00%) | 4 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Osório Barreiro | D | |
| -1.80 (-22.50%) | 8 | Francis MacLeish | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Bartholomew Brown | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.10 (27.50%) | 4 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -2.30 (-38.33%) | 6 | Ailean Weatherstone | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Johann Steinsson | S | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -2.00 (-3.03%) | 6.00 |