| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Allan McGregor | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| D | Osório Barreiro | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| D | Bartholomew Brown | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Brian McClair | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| M | Siva Shiva | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| S | Johann Steinsson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| R | Group Sex | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 6.58 | +5.50 (6.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.90 (-19.00%) | 10 | Carlton Scott | K | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Bradley McGuire | D | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Lauri Jokela | D | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Joona Toivio | D | |
| +1.60 (40.00%) | 4 | Tehvo Heidermann | D | |
| +0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Ilham Ichwan | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Roman Eremenko | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Nicolas Rider | M | |
| -1.30 (-32.50%) | 4 | Peppino Bellotto | M | |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Kendrick Wallwork | S | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Aurelio Celades | S | |
| -1.00 (-1.41%) | 6.45 |