| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Kirill Bondarenko | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Stevie Sawyer | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) | |
| D | Shawn Ennis | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) |  |
| D | Kaim Argonar | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| D | Randy Thurston | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| M | Sum Sridech | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) |  |
| M | Proinsias Gallagher | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) | |
| M | Juanpa Rubiera | 5 | +3.30 (66.00%) | |
| S | Carlo Poli | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| S | Lars-Petter Falk-Larsen | 5 | +0.40 (8.00%) | |
| 6.60 | +11.10 (16.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.90 (-36.25%) | 8 | Allan McGregor | K | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Osório Barreiro | D | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Bartholomew Brown | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| -2.80 (-31.11%) | 9 | Brian McClair | M | |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| +1.20 (24.00%) | 5 | Jesus Christ | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Siva Shiva | M | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Easter Bunny | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.22%) | 9 | Johann Steinsson | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Francis MacLeish | S | |
| -2.90 (-3.87%) | 6.82 |