| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ivor Biggun | 7 | -0.80 (-11.43%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | -0.30 (-3.75%) | |
| D | Roland Rat | 4 | +1.10 (27.50%) | |
| D | Chan Soi | 3 | -1.60 (-53.33%) | |
| M | Adrian Mole | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Justin Bieber | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| M | Arj Trainer | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 3 | -0.50 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Fred Flintstone | 7 | +0.30 (4.29%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| 5.73 | +0.20 (0.32%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-15.71%) | 7 | Kim Bruggink | K | |
| +2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Maureo Adorno | D | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Benoit Guidez | D | |
| +1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Andronic Plesca | D | |
| +1.70 (42.50%) | 4 | Hélder Deus | D | |
| +0.70 (7.78%) | 9 | Albin Lorenzen | M | |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Jason Zafarin | M | |
 |
+1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Steven Gerrard | M |
|
+1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Luuk Penders | M |
| +2.50 (50.00%) | 5 | Mitchell Wilkerson | M | |
 |
+0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Bernie Lang | S |
|
+2.30 (46.00%) | 5 | Daley McGrath | R |
| +13.40 (16.14%) | 6.92 |