| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Chang Soi Hoi | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) |  |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) |  |
| D | Au Lai Wun | 3 | +1.30 (43.33%) | |
| M | Justin Bieber | 6 | +2.60 (43.33%) | |
| M | Choi Chan | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) | |
| M | Arj Trainer | 3 | +1.80 (60.00%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 3 | +1.40 (46.67%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 6 | +1.80 (30.00%) | |
| S | Matt Lucas | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| S | Pepe Le Pew | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 5.18 | +17.10 (30.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.20 (-30.00%) | 4 | Butter Fingers | K | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Joe Brent | D | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Ela Dyer | D | |
| -0.20 (-6.67%) | 3 | Wes Wanks | D | |
| -0.50 (-16.67%) | 3 | Ged Dyer | D | |
| -1.70 (-42.50%) | 4 | Sev Lopez | M | |
| -1.70 (-42.50%) | 4 | Joleon Leon | M | |
| -0.20 (-6.67%) | 3 | Moscow Mule | M | |
| +0.80 (40.00%) | 2 | Austin Jagger | M | |
| -2.40 (-60.00%) | 4 | Dyer Sexgod | S | |
| -8.80 (-22.00%) | 3.64 |