| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Chang Soi Hoi | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) |   |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| D | Au Lai Wun | 3 | +1.20 (40.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| M | Adrian Mole | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Justin Bieber | 6 | +3.70 (61.67%) | |
| M | Dennis de Menace | 3 | +2.40 (80.00%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 3 | +0.60 (20.00%) | |
| S | Fred Flintstone | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| R | Matt Lucas | 6 | -1.10 (-18.33%) | |
| 5.92 | +12.20 (17.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-16.00%) | 5 | Toot Bump | K | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Ric Flair | D | |
|
+0.90 (22.50%) | 4 | Philippe Albert | D |
|
+0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Richard Keys | D |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Graeme Matthew | M | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Ryan Kirkland | M | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Andy Gray | M | |
| -1.40 (-35.00%) | 4 | Jim Royle | M | |
|
+2.60 (37.14%) | 7 | Roger Milla | S |
| +2.50 (50.00%) | 5 | Koko B Ware | S | |
| +1.60 (40.00%) | 4 | Princess Jodz | S | |
| +2.10 (3.68%) | 5.18 |