| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Butter Fingers | 4 | -2.60 (-65.00%) | |
| D | Dick Thomas | 4 | -0.60 (-15.00%) | |
| D | Craig Bisby | 4 | -1.70 (-42.50%) | |
| D | Wes Wanks | 3 | -0.90 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Ged Dyer | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Sev Lopez | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Joleon Leon | 4 | -0.40 (-10.00%) | |
| M | El Chicharito | 4 | -0.50 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Moscow Mule | 3 | -1.40 (-46.67%) | |
| M | Austin Jagger | 2 | +0.20 (10.00%) | |
| S | Dyer Sexgod | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| 3.55 | -8.60 (-22.05%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Chang Soi Hoi | K | |
 |
+1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Linford Christie | D |
|
+0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Enrique Iglesias | D |
| +2.20 (73.33%) | 3 | Chan Soi | D | |
 |
+2.60 (32.50%) | 8 | Adrian Mole | M |
|
+3.20 (53.33%) | 6 | Justin Bieber | M |
| +0.90 (18.00%) | 5 | Choi Chan | M | |
| +1.60 (53.33%) | 3 | Arj Trainer | M | |
|
-0.50 (-16.67%) | 3 | Victor Meldrew | M |
|
+3.00 (50.00%) | 6 | Hoi Chan | S |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Matt Lucas | S | |
| +1.20 (40.00%) | 3 | Dennis de Menace | R | |
| +18.10 (28.28%) | 5.33 |