| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Ric Flair | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| M | Graeme Matthew | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| M | Andy Gray | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 4 | -1.80 (-45.00%) | |
| S | Roger Milla | 7 | -0.90 (-12.86%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| R | Jim Royle | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| R | Princess Jodz | 4 | -1.30 (-32.50%) | |
| 5.00 | -7.60 (-11.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Ivor Biggun | K | |
 |
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Enrique Iglesias | D |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Linford Christie | D |
| -0.50 (-16.67%) | 3 | Chan Soi | D | |
|
+2.90 (36.25%) | 8 | Adrian Mole | M |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Ricky Gervais | M | |
| +1.70 (28.33%) | 6 | Justin Bieber | M | |
| +1.50 (50.00%) | 3 | Victor Meldrew | M | |
|
+4.90 (81.67%) | 6 | Hoi Chan | S |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Matt Lucas | S | |
| +0.60 (15.00%) | 4 | Pepe Le Pew | S | |
| +0.80 (16.00%) | 5 | Choi Chan | R | |
| +16.10 (22.36%) | 6.00 |