| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| D | Ric Flair | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 4 | +2.40 (60.00%) | |
| M | Graeme Matthew | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) |  |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 4 | +1.50 (37.50%) | |
| M | Andy Gray | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| S | Roger Milla | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) |  |
| S | George Bollocks | 4 | +1.60 (40.00%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 4 | -0.60 (-15.00%) | |
| 5.27 | +11.20 (19.31%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Butter Fingers | K | |
| +1.60 (32.00%) | 5 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| +1.70 (42.50%) | 4 | Joe Brent | D | |
| +1.70 (56.67%) | 3 | Wes Wanks | D | |
| -0.70 (-23.33%) | 3 | Ged Dyer | D | |
| +0.60 (15.00%) | 4 | Joleon Leon | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | El Chicharito | M | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Sev Lopez | M | |
| -0.10 (-3.33%) | 3 | Moscow Mule | M | |
| -0.20 (-10.00%) | 2 | Austin Jagger | M | |
| +0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Dyer Sexgod | S | |
| +3.40 (8.50%) | 3.64 |