| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 6 | -1.90 (-31.67%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 7 | -0.30 (-4.29%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | -2.50 (-41.67%) | |
| M | Graeme Matthew | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) |   |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 6 | -1.80 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| M | Andy Gray | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | -3.70 (-61.67%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 5 | -2.30 (-46.00%) | |
| 5.90 | -10.50 (-17.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Charlie Fairhead | K | |
|
+0.10 (2.00%) | 5 | Ela Dyer | D |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Joe Brent | D | |
| -1.50 (-30.00%) | 5 | Craig Bisby | D | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Pedro Figueirinhas | M | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | El Chicharito | M | |
| -2.10 (-42.00%) | 5 | Sev Lopez | M | |
| -2.50 (-50.00%) | 5 | Joleon Leon | M | |
|
-0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Dyer Sexgod | S |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Jayjay Is-Ace | S | |
| -8.70 (-15.54%) | 5.09 |