| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Nick Caples | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) | |
| D | Edwin van Beuten | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| D | César Basto | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) |  |
| D | Caleb Adler | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| D | Leopold Nash | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) | |
| M | Matthias Bent | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| M | John Tully | 7 | -0.90 (-12.86%) | |
| M | Brendan Shail | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| S | Neill Tusken | 7 | -0.80 (-11.43%) | |
| S | Grant McLeod | 6 | -0.70 (-11.67%) |  |
| S | Urbano Baresi | 4 | -0.50 (-12.50%) | |
| 6.45 | +1.70 (2.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Jayjay McMuffin | D | |
|
-0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Nemo Brown | D |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Ollie Guy | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Alan Shearer | S | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Lauren Ledsham | S | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Ollie Guy | S | |
| +2.20 (3.38%) | 5.91 |