| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Chang Soi Hoi | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) |  |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Au Lai Wun | 4 | +0.40 (10.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| M | Justin Bieber | 6 | +2.20 (36.67%) |  |
| M | Choi Chan | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| M | Dennis de Menace | 4 | +1.70 (42.50%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 4 | +1.50 (37.50%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| S | Matt Lucas | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| 6.09 | +13.10 (19.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | John Osborne | K | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Jeremias Quinn | D | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Keith Newton | D | |
| -2.50 (-50.00%) | 5 | John Robson | D | |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Carl-Olof Elofsson | M | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Cris Sanders | M | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Calum Erickson | M | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Okanlawon Olagoke | S | |
| -1.30 (-32.50%) | 4 | Ulf Kihlberg | S | |
| -6.20 (-11.27%) | 5.00 |