| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 8 | -1.50 (-18.75%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | -1.30 (-11.82%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 9 | -3.50 (-38.89%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| M | Kenny Dalglish | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| S | Gerardo McMahonii | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| R | Careful Steve | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| 7.50 | -12.10 (-13.44%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.40 (20.00%) | 12 | Ray Clemence | K | |
| +4.30 (35.83%) | 12 | Jay Carragher | D | |
| +2.20 (18.33%) | 12 | Phil Thompson | D | |
| +1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Alvino Aparicio | D | |
 |
+3.50 (35.00%) | 10 | Stevie Laaa | M |
 |
+3.30 (33.00%) | 10 | Ian Callaghan | M |
|
+1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Robert Sandison | M |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Jay Hicks | M | |
|
+4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Stevie Highway | M |
|
+2.70 (24.55%) | 11 | Robert Fowler | S |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | King Kenny | S | |
| +27.50 (25.00%) | 10.00 |