| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | -1.20 (-10.91%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 9 | -1.90 (-21.11%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 11 | -1.40 (-12.73%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Kenny Dalglish | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 9 | -1.10 (-12.22%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | -1.40 (-17.50%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 6 | -1.50 (-25.00%) | |
| 8.09 | -10.90 (-12.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.70 (37.00%) | 10 | Neville Southall | K | |
| +3.20 (26.67%) | 12 | Neil Ruddock | D | |
| +3.20 (40.00%) | 8 | Paolo Ask | D | |
| +2.80 (40.00%) | 7 | Bernard Bondi | D | |
| +1.80 (25.71%) | 7 | Leighton Baines | D | |
| +2.50 (41.67%) | 6 | Seamus Coleman | D | |
 |
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Andreas Bardsley | M |
| +1.60 (17.78%) | 9 | Tomas Brolin | M | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Andy Reid | M | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Micky Quinn | S | |
 |
+1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Araz Abdullayev | S |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Murray Carnie | R | |
| +25.70 (25.45%) | 8.42 |