| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 10 | +3.70 (37.00%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 10 | +1.90 (19.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| D | Ball Baggs | 8 | +3.80 (47.50%) | |
| M | Snake Eyes | 10 | +3.50 (35.00%) |  |
| M | Black Cole | 10 | +2.30 (23.00%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | James Bond | 6 | +1.90 (31.67%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 6 | +1.50 (25.00%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| R | Bang Tidy | 3 | +0.40 (13.33%) | |
| 7.83 | +26.00 (27.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| -0.70 (-6.36%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Patrick Jane | D | |
| -0.70 (-7.00%) | 10 | Brick Tamland | M | |
| -1.40 (-14.00%) | 10 | Ricky Bobby | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Kenny Dalglish | M | |
| -0.80 (-8.89%) | 9 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Gerardo McMahonii | S | |
| -1.70 (-15.45%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | R | |
| -11.20 (-11.67%) | 8.00 |