| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roine Asp | 11 | +0.60 (5.45%) | |
| D | Matt Brown Junior | 12 | +2.60 (21.67%) | |
| D | Matrim Cauthon | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| D | Sverri Krog | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| D | Luke Skywalker | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| M | Neo Staunton | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) |  |
| M | Ray Romano | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Dylan Dog | 9 | -2.80 (-31.11%) | |
| M | Owen Cambell | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) |  |
| M | Ringo Starr | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| S | Roberto Civit | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) | |
| 8.91 | +7.20 (7.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-7.27%) | 11 | Seth Rogan | K | |
| +1.20 (10.91%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| +0.10 (0.91%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| -1.50 (-15.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -3.60 (-32.73%) | 11 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Ricky Bobby | M | |
| -1.70 (-17.00%) | 10 | Brick Tamland | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| -0.60 (-6.67%) | 9 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Gerardo McMahonii | S | |
| -8.30 (-7.83%) | 9.64 |