| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Deane Adams | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| D | Hidayet Bastürk | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| D | Rodriguez Sevilla | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| D | Nathan Cutler | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| D | Harry Biehl | 6 | +2.50 (41.67%) | |
| M | Leon Kearney | 9 | +2.50 (27.78%) | |
| M | Albert Hudd | 8 | -2.10 (-26.25%) | |
| M | Kieron Curtis | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| M | Taylor Frost | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| S | Solomon Oddish | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| S | Alexander Milton | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) |  |
| 7.64 | +14.10 (16.79%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.50 (4.55%) | 11 | Seth Rogan | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
|
+1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D |
| -0.60 (-5.45%) | 11 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| +0.80 (8.00%) | 10 | Brick Tamland | M | |
| -4.70 (-47.00%) | 10 | Ricky Bobby | M | |
|
-0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M |
| +0.80 (8.89%) | 9 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Ron Burgundy Ii | S | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | R | |
| -3.70 (-3.33%) | 9.25 |