| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Spencer Pimblett | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| D | Freddie Gillespie | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Seymour Rimmer | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| D | Stan Gaye | 7 | +1.50 (21.43%) | |
| D | Acácio Paixão | 5 | +1.70 (34.00%) | |
| M | Karasuwo Hotei | 9 | -2.60 (-28.89%) | |
| M | Alexander Peñalver | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| M | Marc Sjögren | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Russ Abrahams | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| S | Edward Duke | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Sergei Butranes | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| 7.09 | +5.80 (7.44%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Allan McGregor | K | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Osório Barreiro | D | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Bartholomew Brown | D | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.50 (30.00%) | 5 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Group Sex | D | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Brian McClair | M | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -2.60 (-37.14%) | 7 | Jesus Christ | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.00%) | 10 | Johann Steinsson | S | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Francis MacLeish | S | |
| +1.90 (2.35%) | 7.36 |