| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Benicio Jardel | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| D | Matuš Rybár | 9 | -1.90 (-21.11%) |  |
| D | Arlindo Wálter | 8 | +2.60 (32.50%) | |
| D | Stephen Townshend | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| M | Hey Youguys | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) |  |
| M | Niklas Krogsgaard | 7 | +1.80 (25.71%) | |
| M | Acácio Estrada | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| M | Michael Askman | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| M | Alex Vicedomini | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Phelim Lunny | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| S | Peelip Biryani | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| 7.45 | +12.00 (14.63%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Bartholomew Brown | D | |
| -1.90 (-27.14%) | 7 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Group Sex | D | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Frank Lampard | M | |
|
+0.40 (8.00%) | 5 | Cristiano Messi | M |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
|
-0.40 (-4.00%) | 10 | Johann Steinsson | S |
| -2.50 (-31.25%) | 8 | Francis MacLeish | S | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -10.00 (-14.49%) | 6.27 |