| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Slimy Git | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| D | Gerry Gerry Gerry | 7 | +1.30 (18.57%) | |
| D | Big Stevie Walsh | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| D | Big Matty Elliott | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) | |
| M | Muzzy Izzet | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) |  |
| M | Darren Sicknote Anderton | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) | |
| M | Boom Slang | 8 | -0.30 (-3.75%) |  |
| M | Steve Guppy | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| S | Spitting Cobra | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| S | Emile Heskey | 5 | +1.70 (34.00%) | |
| S | Rattle Yourtonsils | 4 | +2.30 (57.50%) | |
| 6.45 | +8.10 (11.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Sergio Velasco | K | |
| +1.20 (13.33%) | 9 | Freddie Gillespie | D | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Seymour Rimmer | D | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Rupert Mansell | D | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Stan Gaye | D | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Acácio Paixão | D | |
|
-1.70 (-18.89%) | 9 | Karasuwo Hotei | M |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Matty Chuter | M | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Marc Sjögren | M | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Russ Abrahams | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Vincent Truchot | S | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Nigel Duncan | R | |
| +0.80 (1.00%) | 6.67 |