| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Allan McGregor | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) | |
| D | Osório Barreiro | 8 | +2.60 (32.50%) | |
| D | Bartholomew Brown | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 5 | +3.20 (64.00%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 5 | +2.10 (42.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 4 | +2.30 (57.50%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| S | Johann Steinsson | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) |  |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) |  |
| R | Brian McClair | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| 6.92 | +15.60 (18.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| +1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Rene Henriksen | D | |
|
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Teo Koronis | D |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Mixalis Koronis | M | |
|
+2.70 (38.57%) | 7 | Charismatic Jambags | M |
| +1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Petros Koronis | M | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Grigorios Liberopoulos | M | |
|
+2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Mitsos Kaikis | S |
|
+1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Craig McArraway | S |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| +1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Dimitris Koniordos | R | |
| +12.10 (14.24%) | 7.08 |