| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| D | Bartholomew Brown | 7 | -1.10 (-15.71%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 8 | -1.50 (-18.75%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) |  |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Johann Steinsson | 10 | +1.10 (11.00%) |  |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Osório Barreiro | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| 6.50 | -1.00 (-1.28%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Ryan Preston | K | |
| +2.80 (35.00%) | 8 | Taylor Guy | D | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Jesse Medina | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Cortez Giles | D | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Chet Carey | D | |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Kaj Krokström | M | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Wade Riley | M | |
|
+1.10 (22.00%) | 5 | Marshall Rosales | M |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Xavier Rollins | M | |
|
-0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Alfredo Mendez | S |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Finlay Guthrie | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Quentin Joseph | R | |
| +5.60 (7.00%) | 6.67 |