| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| D | Osório Barreiro | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 8 | -1.80 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 5 | -0.20 (-4.00%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| S | Johann Steinsson | 10 | -2.80 (-28.00%) | |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Jesus Christ | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.42 | -6.60 (-8.57%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.70 (33.75%) | 8 | Jack Edge | K | |
| +1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Alejandro Zarate | D | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Djati Subrata | D | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Takuya Nasu | D | |
  |
+3.40 (42.50%) | 8 | Michael Beech | M |
| +2.50 (35.71%) | 7 | Gi-Hun Weon | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Sander Høgsand | M | |
| +1.80 (30.00%) | 6 | Veríssimo Fraga | M | |
|
+0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Benito Arcari | S |
|
+1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Charles Borrill | S |
| +1.90 (63.33%) | 3 | Yoshitaka Hara | S | |
| +20.80 (27.37%) | 6.91 |