| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Chang Soi Hoi | 6 | +2.20 (36.67%) | |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +3.10 (38.75%) | |
| D | Chan Soi | 4 | +0.40 (10.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | -1.80 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Choi Chan | 6 | +2.20 (36.67%) |  |
| M | Justin Bieber | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 4 | +2.80 (70.00%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Matt Lucas | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) | |
| S | Pepe Le Pew | 5 | +1.70 (34.00%) |  |
| R | Ivor Biggun | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| 6.33 | +19.40 (25.53%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Michael Anthony | K | |
| +0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Ian Jones | D | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Jason Brine | D | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Simon Bloomfield | D | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Keith Furphy | M | |
| -3.80 (-47.50%) | 8 | Chipper Graham | M | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Alan Rabbage | M | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Russell Toghill | M | |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Darren Symes | M | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Gary Brine | S | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Osama Bin Laden | S | |
| -8.80 (-12.22%) | 6.55 |