| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Chang Soi Hoi | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) |  |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| D | Roger Rabbit | 4 | +1.20 (30.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| M | Choi Chan | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) |  |
| M | Justin Bieber | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Buck Rogers | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) | |
| S | Matt Lucas | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| S | Dennis de Menace | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| R | Victor Meldrew | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| 5.92 | +14.90 (20.99%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Nick Caples | K | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Edwin van Beuten | D | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | César Basto | D | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Thomas Vermaelen | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Matthias Bent | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | John Tully | M | |
|
+2.30 (38.33%) | 6 | Don Heggs | M |
|
+0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Brendan Shail | M |
|
+1.10 (22.00%) | 5 | Wiktor Gadecki | M |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Neill Tusken | S | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Urbano Baresi | S | |
| +1.40 (1.97%) | 6.45 |