| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 6 | -1.40 (-23.33%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 6 | -0.50 (-8.33%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) |  |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | -3.50 (-50.00%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | -2.20 (-36.67%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 5 | -2.10 (-42.00%) | |
| R | Philippe Albert | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.50 | -14.20 (-21.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.90 (-48.33%) | 6 | Charlie Fairhead | K | |
| -2.70 (-54.00%) | 5 | Craig Bisby | D | |
| -2.90 (-58.00%) | 5 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Joe Brent | D | |
| -2.50 (-62.50%) | 4 | Wes Wanks | D | |
| -2.90 (-72.50%) | 4 | Victor Vasiliu | D | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | Sev Lopez | M | |
| -3.70 (-74.00%) | 5 | Joleon Leon | M | |
| -2.60 (-65.00%) | 4 | Harry Skog | M | |
| -2.80 (-70.00%) | 4 | Kurt-Erik Grankvist | M | |
| -2.80 (-56.00%) | 5 | Dyer Sexgod | S | |
| -31.40 (-60.38%) | 4.73 |