| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Charlie Fairhead | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| D | Iain M Dyer | 5 | -1.30 (-26.00%) | |
| D | Joe Brent | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Ela Dyer | 5 | -2.20 (-44.00%) | |
| D | Craig Bisby | 5 | -2.60 (-52.00%) | |
| D | Wes Wanks | 4 | -1.60 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Joleon Leon | 5 | -2.60 (-52.00%) | |
| M | Sev Lopez | 5 | -3.10 (-62.00%) | |
| M | El Chicharito | 5 | -3.30 (-66.00%) | |
| M | Jam Bags | 4 | -1.20 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Dyer Sexgod | 5 | -3.30 (-66.00%) | |
| 4.91 | -24.00 (-44.44%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (18.33%) | 6 | Gan Gbanger | K | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D | |
| +1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | John Pope | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Scar Face | M |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Weeny Big | M | |
| -1.90 (-27.14%) | 7 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Chun Gan | S | |
 |
-0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Severino Anos | S |
| -0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Giumbaxta Jo | R | |
| -3.00 (-4.41%) | 6.18 |