| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gan Gbanger | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) |  |
| D | John Pope | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 6 | +2.20 (36.67%) | |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Scar Face | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) |  |
| M | Carrot Top | 5 | +3.10 (62.00%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 5 | +0.60 (12.00%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| S | Giumbaxta Jo | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) | |
| 6.09 | +13.20 (19.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.50 (-41.67%) | 6 | Toot Bump | K | |
| -2.60 (-37.14%) | 7 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| -3.70 (-61.67%) | 6 | Richard Keys | D | |
| -2.80 (-56.00%) | 5 | Philippe Albert | D | |
| -2.10 (-52.50%) | 4 | Urijah Faber | D | |
| -3.70 (-61.67%) | 6 | Ryan Kirkland | M | |
| -2.80 (-56.00%) | 5 | Jim Royle | M | |
| -3.20 (-64.00%) | 5 | Andy Gray | M | |
| -2.30 (-57.50%) | 4 | Charlie Sheen | M | |
| -3.20 (-45.71%) | 7 | Koko B Ware | S | |
| -3.30 (-55.00%) | 6 | George Bollocks | S | |
| -32.20 (-52.79%) | 5.55 |