| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Schmeichel | 9 | +1.50 (16.67%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| D | Carl-Oscar Brandquist | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| M | John Barnes | 8 | +3.50 (43.75%) |   |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +2.90 (36.25%) | |
| M | King Kenny Dalglish | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Miziler Meireles | 4 | +1.60 (40.00%) | |
| S | Samuli Eevala | 7 | +1.60 (22.86%) | |
| S | Miziler Suarez | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 6.73 | +11.40 (15.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -1.60 (-22.86%) | 7 | Sebastien Lang | D | |
| -1.70 (-28.33%) | 6 | Adolfo Neru | D | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Gerardo Lobato | M | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| -1.40 (-23.33%) | 6 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| -2.40 (-40.00%) | 6 | Rodrigo Villa | M | |
| -2.20 (-31.43%) | 7 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| -11.40 (-18.69%) | 6.10 |