| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 7 | -1.60 (-22.86%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 6 | -1.30 (-21.67%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 7 | -4.20 (-60.00%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 6 | -1.20 (-20.00%) |  |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | -1.60 (-26.67%) | |
| 6.18 | -13.40 (-19.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.60 (-45.00%) | 8 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| -2.40 (-26.67%) | 9 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| -1.70 (-21.25%) | 8 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| -1.90 (-27.14%) | 7 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
| -3.60 (-51.43%) | 7 | Ollie Guy | M | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Double Andimsold | M | |
| -2.30 (-38.33%) | 6 | Ulivo Mignani | M | |
|
-1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Ollie Guy | S |
|
-3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Lauren Ledsham | S |
| -26.00 (-34.21%) | 6.91 |