| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| D | Briefcase Wanker | 8 | -1.30 (-16.25%) | |
| D | Seymore Reds Pimp | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| D | Charlie Fenders Brother | 6 | +2.30 (38.33%) |  |
| D | Notnow Kato | 4 | +1.20 (30.00%) | |
| M | Ugly Twat | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Mardy Bastard | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| M | Dog Burger Anyone | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| M | Shaven Bollox | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| S | Big Tits | 7 | -0.80 (-11.43%) | |
| R | Willy Warmer | 5 | +1.40 (28.00%) | |
| R | Sausage Jockey | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| 6.00 | +5.60 (8.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.70 (-24.29%) | 7 | Charlie Fairhead | K | |
| -2.40 (-40.00%) | 6 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| -5.80 (-72.50%) | 8 | Álvaro Ozzinho | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Zivorad Kljajevic | M | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Joleon Leon | M | |
|
-2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Dyer Sexgod | S |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Xurxo Etxeberria | S | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Wes Wanks | R | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Kurt-Erik Grankvist | R | |
| -17.10 (-34.90%) | 5.44 |