| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +3.80 (34.55%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 11 | -2.40 (-21.82%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 6 | +0.60 (10.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marcelino Pancorbo | 4 | +0.40 (10.00%) | |
| R | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| R | Ron Burgundy Ii | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.54 | +9.80 (8.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.80 (15.00%) | 12 | Roine Asp | K | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Matt Brown Junior | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Sverri Krog | D | |
| +0.70 (7.78%) | 9 | Matrim Cauthon | D | |
| +2.90 (36.25%) | 8 | Hugo Stiglitz | D | |
| +2.90 (36.25%) | 8 | Luke Skywalker | D | |
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+1.80 (16.36%) | 11 | Neo Staunton | M |
|
+2.80 (28.00%) | 10 | Ray Romano | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Owen Cambell | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.00%) | 5 | Ergün Türk | M | |
|
-1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Trpko Trpkovic | S |
| -1.10 (-12.22%) | 9 | Roberto Civit | R | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Niels Peter Bøgvík | R | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Mikkjál Eigilsen | R | |
| +20.30 (16.64%) | 8.71 |