| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | +0.20 (1.82%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 11 | -2.60 (-23.64%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| R | Brick Tamland | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| 8.75 | +5.20 (4.95%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Brandon Bradshaw | K | |
| -0.70 (-7.78%) | 9 | Hidayet Bastürk | D | |
| +2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Rodriguez Sevilla | D | |
 |
+4.30 (61.43%) | 7 | Nathan Cutler | D |
| +2.20 (31.43%) | 7 | Harry Biehl | D | |
| +0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | Leon Kearney | M | |
 |
+1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Kieron Curtis | M |
| +1.70 (24.29%) | 7 | Brian Midgley | M | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Taylor Frost | M | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Atilio Vigneri | M | |
| +1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Solomon Oddish | S | |
| +15.50 (19.38%) | 7.27 |