| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -4.40 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +2.50 (22.73%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 10 | -4.80 (-48.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) |  |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -4.60 (-46.00%) | |
| M | Brick Tamland | 8 | -1.60 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Gerry Mac Mahon | 8 | -3.40 (-42.50%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 8 | +0.80 (10.00%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) |  |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| 9.18 | -15.80 (-15.64%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Ivanildo Cigarro | K | |
| +3.30 (41.25%) | 8 | Zachary Briggs | D | |
| +1.90 (23.75%) | 8 | Filippio Spina | D | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Cesar Sarabia | D | |
|
+2.90 (29.00%) | 10 | Scottie Acker | M |
|
+1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Matts Krantz | M |
|
+3.60 (40.00%) | 9 | Feliciano Barreto | M |
| +0.10 (1.11%) | 9 | Dwight Caldwell | M | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Giles Holdsworth | M | |
|
+0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Prasong Palapunya | S |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Larry Stålnacke | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Davy Ruddach | R | |
| +12.70 (13.09%) | 8.08 |