| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stephan Stover | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| D | Taylor Guy | 9 | +2.30 (25.56%) | |
| D | Jesse Medina | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Chet Carey | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| D | Knud Vestergaard | 4 | +0.60 (15.00%) | |
| M | Kaj Krokström | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| M | Wade Riley | 8 | -1.10 (-13.75%) | |
| M | Marshall Rosales | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Xavier Rollins | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| S | Baron Bon Iver | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| S | Finlay Guthrie | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| R | Jim Weeks | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| 6.75 | +12.30 (15.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.40 (30.00%) | 8 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +2.80 (25.45%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
 |
+2.40 (24.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Patrick Jane | D | |
| +1.90 (17.27%) | 11 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M | |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M | |
| +1.20 (30.00%) | 4 | Gerardic McMahonovic | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Brad Holbrook | R | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Marcelino Pancorbo | R | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Pablo Rivera | R | |
| +17.40 (17.06%) | 7.29 |