| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Allan McGregor | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 6 | +2.50 (41.67%) | |
| D | Bartholomew Brown | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| M | John Keogh | 8 | -1.80 (-22.50%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 6 | +1.70 (28.33%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| S | Matias Cesar | 4 | +0.30 (7.50%) | |
| R | Healthy Fastfood | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| R | John Terry | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 6.46 | +9.00 (10.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Benicio Jardel | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Arlindo Wálter | D | |
| +1.10 (13.75%) | 8 | Stephen Townshend | D | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Braeden Boyne | D | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Hey Youguys | M | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Niklas Krogsgaard | M | |
 |
+1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Michael Askman | M |
| +1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Alex Vicedomini | M | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Kip Jefferson | M | |
| -2.20 (-24.44%) | 9 | Phelim Lunny | S | |
 |
+0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Besmir Veseli | S |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Acácio Estrada | R | |
| +10.20 (11.09%) | 7.67 |