| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) |  |
| D | Group Sex | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) | |
| D | Osório Barreiro | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| D | John Terry | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) |  |
| M | Nympho Maniac | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy McDonald | 4 | +0.60 (15.00%) | |
| S | Francis MacLeish | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) | |
| S | Matias Cesar | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| S | Jesus Claus | 5 | -1.80 (-36.00%) | |
| 6.27 | +3.40 (4.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | Rob O´Neill | K | |
| -2.80 (-35.00%) | 8 | Amadeu Pauleta | D | |
| -3.30 (-47.14%) | 7 | Boseda Erebowale | D | |
| -2.30 (-57.50%) | 4 | Alistair Neilson | D | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Bogdãnel Bâzu | M | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Cristiano Deco | M | |
| -2.30 (-28.75%) | 8 | Rasmus Kåmark | M | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Fionlagh Mackenzie | M | |
| -3.70 (-61.67%) | 6 | Ernest Devlin | M | |
| -3.90 (-48.75%) | 8 | Rúben Faro | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Fionlagh Macduff | S | |
| -28.50 (-38.51%) | 6.73 |