| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Schmeichel | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Sami Hyypia | 9 | +2.30 (25.56%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 5 | +2.60 (52.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 4 | +1.80 (45.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Adams | 9 | -0.60 (-6.67%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +3.20 (40.00%) |  |
| M | John Barnes | 8 | +2.30 (28.75%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 5 | +2.10 (42.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) |  |
| S | Samuli Eevala | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| R | King Kenny Dalglish | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| R | Fucking Hell Frankel | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| R | Fazly Yahya | 3 | +1.40 (46.67%) | |
| 6.50 | +20.70 (22.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Benicio Jardel | K | |
| +2.80 (31.11%) | 9 | Arlindo Wálter | D | |
| +1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Stephen Townshend | D | |
| +1.90 (27.14%) | 7 | Aníbal Pontes | D | |
| +1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Braeden Boyne | D | |
| -3.20 (-32.00%) | 10 | Hey Youguys | M | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Acácio Estrada | M | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Niklas Krogsgaard | M | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Alex Vicedomini | M | |
| -0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Kip Jefferson | M | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Besmir Veseli | S | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Michael Askman | R | |
| +7.70 (8.56%) | 7.50 |