| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Nick Caples | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Edwin van Beuten | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| D | Christopher Nelson | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Ken Koob | 4 | +2.30 (57.50%) | |
| M | John Tully | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| M | Don Heggs | 7 | +0.90 (12.86%) | |
| M | Wiktor Gadecki | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| M | Leroy Harmer | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| M | Duane Whitehead | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Neill Tusken | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) |  |
| S | Rafael Opschoor | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Matthias Bent | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) |  |
| R | Colbert Little | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| R | Thomas Vermaelen | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| 6.36 | +10.20 (11.46%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Osório Barreiro | D | |
| -0.80 (-11.43%) | 7 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | John Keogh | M | |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Jesus Christ | M | |
|
-2.30 (-28.75%) | 8 | Frank Lampard | M |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| -0.40 (-13.33%) | 3 | Jimmy McDonald | M | |
| -2.20 (-36.67%) | 6 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
|
-0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Matias Cesar | S |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Cristiano Messi | R | |
| -9.30 (-12.57%) | 6.17 |