| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ivor Biggun | 8 | +5.10 (63.75%) | |
| D | Linford Christie | 8 | +5.20 (65.00%) |  |
| D | Enrique Iglesias | 8 | +5.10 (63.75%) | |
| D | Au Lai Wun | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Gervais | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| M | Justin Bieber | 7 | +3.50 (50.00%) | |
| M | Choi Chan | 7 | +3.50 (50.00%) | |
| M | Victor Meldrew | 5 | +4.40 (88.00%) |  |
| M | Buck Rogers | 4 | +3.90 (97.50%) | |
| S | Hoi Chan | 8 | +2.80 (35.00%) | |
| S | Matt Lucas | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| R | Pepe Le Pew | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) | |
| R | Arj Trainer | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| R | Roger Rabbit | 4 | +1.90 (47.50%) | |
| 6.36 | +41.80 (46.97%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.40 (40.00%) | 6 | John Osborne | K | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Ed Stokoe | D | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Jeremias Quinn | D | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Paavo Hietalahti | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Paul Holloway | M | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Humphrey Tindle | M | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Quitério Juliardo | M | |
| +0.90 (30.00%) | 3 | Stojadin Oblakovic | M | |
| -1.70 (-21.25%) | 8 | Harold Rotham | S | |
| -0.70 (-14.00%) | 5 | Ulf Kihlberg | S | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | John Robson | R | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Keith Weller | R | |
| +4.90 (6.05%) | 6.23 |