| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Osborne | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| D | Keith Newton | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) | |
| D | John Robson | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) | |
| M | Paul Holloway | 7 | +1.90 (27.14%) | |
| M | Humphrey Tindle | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) | |
| M | Keith Weller | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| S | Harold Rotham | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) | |
| S | Alan Suddick | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| R | Jeremias Quinn | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| R | Quitério Juliardo | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) | |
| R | Zac Birch | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| 6.43 | +11.90 (13.22%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.10 (30.00%) | 7 | Chang Soi Hoi | K | |
| +4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Linford Christie | D | |
| +2.30 (28.75%) | 8 | Enrique Iglesias | D | |
| +4.90 (98.00%) | 5 | Chan Soi | D | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Ricky Gervais | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Justin Bieber | M | |
| +1.30 (18.57%) | 7 | Choi Chan | M | |
 |
+2.50 (50.00%) | 5 | Victor Meldrew | M |
|
+2.30 (46.00%) | 5 | Arj Trainer | M |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Hoi Chan | S | |
 |
+3.10 (51.67%) | 6 | Pepe Le Pew | S |
| +24.60 (33.24%) | 6.73 |