| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dazza Armitage | 10 | -1.80 (-18.00%) | |
| D | Ian Jones | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| D | Jason Brine | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| D | Mark Govier | 6 | +2.20 (36.67%) | |
| D | Peter McAlister | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| D | Simon Twinkles | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| M | Russell Toghill | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) | |
| M | Keith Furphy | 7 | +0.80 (11.43%) | |
| M | Darren Symes | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| M | William Cole | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) | |
| S | Gary Brennan | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| R | Lee Ingham | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| R | Ricky Bourne | 3 | +0.30 (10.00%) | |
| 6.23 | +5.00 (6.17%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Shoot Ya Load | K | |
| +1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | D | |
| +2.40 (34.29%) | 7 | Seymore Reds Pimp | D | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Charlie Fenders Brother | D | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Full Monte | M | |
 |
+2.40 (34.29%) | 7 | Mardy Bastard | M |
| +2.10 (30.00%) | 7 | Ugly Twat | M | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Shaven Bollox | M | |
| +1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Mark The Bigman | S | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Big Tits | S | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Fat Bastardo | S | |
 |
+1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Briefcase Wanker | R |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Dog Burger Anyone | R | |
| +8.90 (9.89%) | 6.92 |