| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 7 | -2.90 (-41.43%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 6 | -1.20 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| M | Andy Gray | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| R | Brock Lesnar | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| R | Princess Jodz | 5 | +0.20 (4.00%) | |
| R | Urijah Faber | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| 5.93 | -3.80 (-4.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Jayjay Okotcha | K | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Emo Koshaba | D | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Sebastien Lang | D | |
| +1.30 (26.00%) | 5 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| +1.60 (40.00%) | 4 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
 |
+0.70 (10.00%) | 7 | Gerardo Lobato | M |
 |
+0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Humberto Valdez | M |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Rodrigo Villa | M | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| +1.90 (38.00%) | 5 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Crawford Crawf Crawford | S | |
| +1.50 (30.00%) | 5 | Captain Charisma | R | |
| +1.10 (22.00%) | 5 | Edgar Sveasson | R | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Pooper Bear | R | |
| +12.00 (14.63%) | 5.86 |